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Club Hallam
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 20 reviews
 by D
With Brandy

I really dont know where to begin with this review. But all I can say is that Brandy made me feel special. Something that one will never find anywhere or anyone else. I have been to a lot of fascility across Melbourne. Even spent big bucks in the city. They are all the same in my opinion. So, came up with the conclusion that you can buy sex, but you can never buy intimacy. All these years, Ive been searching for a perfect girl to be with but sadly landed none..untill I met her. She made me feel that its not about the service needed to be done because I paid for it, but she also made me feel that shes into it as well. Im still puzzled why I had that kind of service or even why I deserve that kind of magic moment. But one thing I know..prayers were answered for an ugly guy like me whose been longing for some companion and intimacy all these years. Thank you Brandy..not only because you gave me that moment but for being soooo nice. Thank you for touching not just my physical needs..but my heart aswell.

 by Lui
Misty will blow more than just your mind

If you’re looking for cheeky, professional and outstanding service look no further than misty. Comes highly recommended!!

 by MrPersia
First Time Was Great

This was my first time here, I received excellent customer service, was well looked after and I had the best time. I had Monique and she was fantastic, so understanding, informative and was great at doing her job. Would definitely return again in the future.

Hey Mr Persia. Thanks for the kind words. Did you know you can leave a review directly with Monique (if you want to). See: https://clubhallam.com.au/our-ladies/monique-2/

 by Sam
See you again!

I just popped down for a quickie and Mila was very kind and friendly. She took my request nicely and I was over the moon:). Thank you so much for the company and see you soon....

Thank you Sam. Much appreciated. Feel free to share a review with Mila directly if you wish. https://clubhallam.com.au/our-ladies/mila/

 by john
visit today

Visited Club Hallam today , the room was nice and clean with a huge modern shower( 1m x 2m) but the booking was for 1 hour with Amy ,but after showering and other things I only spent 45 minutes with Amy . Not good enough , you pay for 60 minutes with the lady of your choice You need to get 60 minutes with her, showering and other tings are extra. Not good. @ star rating for the room and shower.

 by Sam
Club Hallam is the last bastion for ‘Customer Service’ in our modern times.

Club Hallam is the last bastion for ‘Customer Service’ in our modern times.
Over 20 really hot women on offer, so hard to make a choice! Really liked a Sri Lankan beauty ANITA who didn’t disappoint. Penny was a genuine porn-star s-expert. This is definitely Melbourne's best Brothel.. Super classy and upmarket. If you want to be treated like a king, this is the place to go.

 by Will-i-am
The Hottest Babes

I come for the discounts, I return for the hottest babes. Honestly, I would choose Club Hallam even if the discounts weren't offered to members but as a package, you guys are simply KILLING IT!

 by Sam
Thank you Tass!

Just popped in for a quick one yesterday and Tass was very gentle, calm and comfortable with my request. Enjoyed every bit to the end. Thanks a lot. Will see ya again.

 by David
Thank you Club Hallam and beautiful Paige

What brothel gives away fifty dollars off a visit? Club Hallam does and I went to visit on Thursday night; Although i thought the other girls were magnificent it was paige who sat down with me and looked me in the eye with genuine happiness. She wore some sexy stiletto boots and her hair was so beautiful; I picked Paige for thirty minutes. Paige was so sexy and her accent personality and what she let me do to her were worth ten times the amount that i spent. We had a great session and i was beyond happy. Paige is one of those rare girls that are born to be bad girls, Paige was so friendly and a real heartbreaker. I am so lucky to have had the opportunity to spend those precious moments thanks to the generosity of Club Hallam. Thank you Paige.

 by Jaman

These guys are seriously killing it. Member deals are bang on! Keep up the good work.

Cheers 😉

 by Will-I-Am
Shit hot!

My 4-star review would certainly be 5 if it weren't for the tiny showers. This awesome parlour has a top range of honey's and I must say I felt very comfortable talking to the 7 or 8 girls who were on and they made me feel very relaxed. If I had more cash I would probably have booked 3 of them - ha! The reception staff were friendly and the rooms are more than adequate and very clean. I don't remember the girls name but she was soooo good at her job, I felt like I was in a porn movie and we made love in several positions and I wasn't rushed. I payed a little extra but she made me so horny I didn't even care, we kissed and licked and explored each other and the whole experience was steaming hot!.I am looking forward to coming back and claiming my $30 discount. If you do come here, sign up and become a member - they do a great job of marketing and special offers and I have received 2 emails in the first week. See you on Thursday night girls!

Thanks William. We have actually built brand new deluxe showers in all but 2 rooms and they will be completed in a few weeks too. Sorry, you must have lucked out, but we're sure you will get one of the brand new showers soon. Thanks again 😉

 by david


First time at Club Hallam and I was excited but nervous when i arrived and met 4 girls. I was lucky enough to pick Holly. She is a gorgeous mature lady who looked stunning in her black skirt and top and red frilly underwear. She made me feel so special when i said how nervous I was. The actual physical act was so good as she encouraged me with kind words and little moans. As i looked at myself in the mirror I saw stars. I only paid for a quicky at 3.00pm but i will be back for an hour. Thanks Holly you are an angel.

 by Miles Jnr
Best brothel in the area

I am being straight up when I say Club Hallam simply can't be beat. I haven't bothered with another establishment in 2 months because these guys are doing everything right. The member offers are awesome (love the booty upgrade offer) and the selection of WL's is the best around. Keep up the good work Club Hallam.

Thank you kind sir.

 by Bill
Luuuuuuuuv Club Hallam

These guys know what they are doing. I have been a member for nearly a year and haven't paid full price the whole time. Best deals, best babes, best punt. Keep it up guys!

Thank you Bill. You are too kind!

 by Ranjay
Thank you guys

Club Hallam have great staff who are always kind. I look forward to my next visit.

 by Brandon
They’re services were very satisfying

They’re services were very satisfying. Friendly staff and ladies. All willing to interact with you and have fun. They have all sorts of women to all sorts of tastes and preferences. I personally had a lot of fun with Penny and Sonya. Though that is not to say that the other girls were not experienced or fun. Just personal preference.

 by Eddy
Keep the discounts

Wow it’s really getting better

I visited the place and now I'm being regular.

keep the discounts ?

 by Aman

That’s really nice place.i really like it.

 by Sam Singh
The last bastion for ‘Customer Service’ in our modern times.

Club Hallam is the last bastion for ‘Customer Service’ in our modern times.

Over 20 really hot women on offer, so hard to make a choice! Really liked an shri Lankan beauty ANITA who didn’t disappoint. Penny was a genuine porn-star s-expert. This is definatley melbourne’s best Brothel. super classy and upmarket.If you want to be treated like a king, this is the place to go.

 by Komail hosseini
Great experience

I’ve been there, was great customer service, pretty girls and I had a great experience. I recommend and refer to my friends…

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